{"id":975,"date":"2013-09-03T07:24:07","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T07:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/?p=975"},"modified":"2013-09-03T07:24:07","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T07:24:07","slug":"henry-youngman-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/?p=975","title":{"rendered":"Henry Youngman quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Speech<\/a>Youngman, Henny (1906 – 1998), US (English-born) comedian
\n<\/span><\/b>
\nI told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.<\/p>\n

<\/i>My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.<\/p>\n

<\/i>When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.<\/p>\n

<\/i>I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.<\/p>\n

<\/i>I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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