{"id":975,"date":"2013-09-03T07:24:07","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T07:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/?p=975"},"modified":"2013-09-03T07:24:07","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T07:24:07","slug":"henry-youngman-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/?p=975","title":{"rendered":"Henry Youngman quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Speech-marks.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-487\" style=\"width: 118px; height: 121px;\" alt=\"Speech marks\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/Speech-marks-150x150.png\" width=\"122\" height=\"125\" \/><\/a>Youngman, Henny (1906 &#8211; 1998), US (English-born) comedian<br \/>\n<\/span><\/b><i><br \/>\nI told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.<\/p>\n<p><\/i><i>My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn&#8217;t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.<\/p>\n<p><\/i><i>When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.<\/p>\n<p><\/i><i>I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.<\/p>\n<p><\/i><i>I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up &#8211; they have no holidays.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Youngman, Henny (1906 &#8211; 1998), US (English-born) comedian I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn&#8217;t need glasses. Drinks right &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/?p=975\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[18],"class_list":["post-975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-famous-quotations","tag-famous-quotations-2"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=975"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":983,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions\/983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}