{"id":783,"date":"2013-08-26T09:07:28","date_gmt":"2013-08-26T09:07:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/?p=783"},"modified":"2013-08-27T12:19:08","modified_gmt":"2013-08-27T12:19:08","slug":"ogden-nash-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/?p=783","title":{"rendered":"Ogden Nash quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Speech<\/a>Nash, Ogden (1902 – 1971), US humorist & poet
\n<\/span><\/b>
\nCandy Is dandy But liquor is quicker.<\/i><\/p>\n

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.<\/p>\n

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.<\/i><\/p>\n

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.<\/i><\/p>\n

I think that I shall never see
\na billboard lovely as a tree.
\n<\/i>Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
\n<\/i>I’ll never see a tree at all.<\/i><\/p>\n

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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