{"id":1303,"date":"2013-09-14T11:33:16","date_gmt":"2013-09-14T11:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/?p=1303"},"modified":"2013-09-14T11:33:16","modified_gmt":"2013-09-14T11:33:16","slug":"dave-barry-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.mathsmadeelementary.co.uk\/?p=1303","title":{"rendered":"Dave Barry quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Quotation<\/a>Barry, Dave (1947 – ), US columnist & humorist<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/b>I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.
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\nSkiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.<\/p>\n

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.<\/p>\n

<\/i>The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.<\/p>\n

<\/i>Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.<\/i><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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