O’Rourke, P. J. (1947 – ), US humorist & political commentator
Never fight an inanimate object.
The weirder you are going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
