Nash, Ogden (1902 – 1971), US humorist & poet
Candy Is dandy But liquor is quicker.
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I’ll never see a tree at all.
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
